This page will be dedicated to the rumour mill within the club, some funny, some not so funny, but never offensive

March 30th

1, Miguel says he is a proper copper - yep a special

2, Coach leaves bonding session early yn yr dre

3, QE2 seen docking on Bryncethin Fields

4, Coach Kenny takes timekeeping lessons

5, Apple Arse gets a slap but no tickle

March 24th

Egg E OOOOOO

An Easter Eggtrvaganza of the meaning off The Egg.

1, Boiled Egg - Gone Swimming / Drowning

2, Scrambled Egg - Beaten Up / assaulted

3, Poached Egg - Kidnapped

4, Fried Egg - Sunbathing

5, Eggs on Toast - Canoeing

6, Egg Fried Rice - Socialising

7, Free Range - Out on the pull

8, Goldenlay - The Wife

9, Easter Egg - Coloured Friend

10, Cadbury Creme Egg - Child (Son or Daughter)

If you have more meanings then please contact a member of the GC

March 14th 2008

1; New Job for Orlando tourist - Conservatory Inspector

2; HSE Investigation as local scrappy assaults Fork lift in frustration at being dropped again

3; Daleside House Sale - has the truth been told about the conservatory

4; Homeless Hoppy's wife considers move to Bristol bedsit with Bully Boy

5; Twins in cross dressing scandal

February 7th

1, Ogmore Valley lottery winner on his anniversary

2, Local barman in training to keep up with zimmer framed lover

3, 20lb of Welsh Beef slaughted by pigs

4, Scrappy;s wife signed up by Simon Cowell

5, Rollover on sweepstake as cuffers fails to lash out

6, Madame Caths new sex toy a big hit with punters

7, Bite me Rhyd!!

8, New coach calls game off The stretch not happy

9, Wrexham football field twinned with Bryncethin cabbage patch

10, BEBO Baldwin wins first cap

January 31st

1. Is woger wogering his PA

2. T he 2nd rows who do not know the difference between a scrum & lineout

3. 20ib of Welsh beef goes missing

4. All the best to Penlan n the next round of the cup

5. Liquidator MIA during GC summit - Who is she/he?

6. Apple arse comes out of the closet, Cuffers says Ah not again!

7. Hello magazine shocked at Barn christening

8. Scrappy changes baby's name to Jesus

9. Side show farmer looking for hair stylist or may be just a big hat

10. Will Malcolm ever smile again?

January 25th 2008

1, Penlan magnanimous in defeat

2, Mal gagged as well as blinkered

3, Gladiator felled by astro turf blade

4, Hoppy runs out of weddings and starts on christenings

5, Mong wins matalan fashion show

6, Liquidator surprise guest at Swansea christening

7, Ref byes Bryncethin first round in local pub at half time

8, Vince says Shorts is it then!

9, Gwen says Arthar can go where he likes

10, Penlan match reporter wins JK Rowling book award

January 18th 2008

The grapevine returns after its extended break and there was much to mull over

1, Local legend pleads for son to come home cos he's a girl

2, Charlie does the GC a favor and befriends Dai Ed

3, Charlie says "Tucker you got a wood factory"?

4, The Liquidator has 3 choices - badge, car or bus pass

5, The Liquidator finds Henry the Hoover to demanding

6, Scrum Dr abuses company phone

7, Team Manager pretending to be 37     (back to the future with Emit Brown)

8, Scrum Dr hit by Larger top

9, The Chef sorry I mean COOKIE sells dodge flat screens

10, Cuffers still can't beat an egg and gets a prickly reaction from a Thorn

November 30th 2007

1, Spongebob saves Hoppy's Nuts career

2, Flash involved in Philadelphia experiment

3, Amy Winehouse record bought in bulk by Henry "Budda" Richards

4, Bully boy has quiet nite in the Oak

5,Liquidatator II's stash -- Found! buying beer in the Oak

6, JED Flanders asks Whats a Girder?

November 22nd 2007

1, Santa saved by little helper

2, Hoppy's Nuts are strictlycome dancing

3, Ref's wife exposes to Chebal in Santa Claus shocker

4,Why do birds suddenly appear

5,Mules belly button is pushed in and his C### grows 2 inches

6 Mullette now has smile on her face

7,Cup winning backs coach is up for the vacant English FA Job

8, Ronnie the Raven to come out of retirement for Konica Cup thriller

9, Greek dancing lessons available at the Royal Oak

10 Tv production crew caught selling match day highlights to Virgin Media

11, Baldwin to star in Holby City

12, Liquidator to have boiled rabbit before the Queens speech

November 16th 2007

1, Hoppy's Nuts -- Roasted

2, Coach Watkins Birthday Bonanza

3, Don't say the "L" word

4, Muttley loses smiling competition

5, Equity card row hits 1st team prima donna's

6, Owl has interview for  the vacant designer outlet Father Christmas job

November 9th 2007

On thr Grapevine this week

1, Calzage fight upstaged by Marvelous Muffin The Mule

2, Keith recovers from open heart surgery on Wed mystifies Dr's and trains on Thurs

3, Simon Weston aka Brownie aka George Gallaway still sleeping in son's bed

4, Double Dai runs best club in Wales

5, 98pts keeps Head coach Kenny happy whist on Holidays

6, Mong to release hit record - I can see clearly now the rain has gone

October 26th 2007

1, Mule & Mulette refuse blue tounge in Amsterdam

2, USC tractor driver does not look in mirrors -- USC

3, 100% Welsh Beef is in charge of foot & mouth  - Allegedly!!

4, Walley's head is better

5, Tastey Jones steaming & a rolling in red light bar

6, Local Wife says - your'e not putting that in my A##e !!!!

October 12th 2007

1,The Team Managers happy slapping moment at the Court House

2, Steve Jones says "Don't Panic, Don't Panic " Mr Mervering

3, The Scrap Metal Directors Cardiff bush-tucker trial ends up in Choo! Choo! or Chow Chow?,

4, 8 to 9 move scrapped due to pot noodle takeover

5, Team member gets LAVA Lounge bus pass from coach Watkins

6, Brown star incident gets cold shoulder from the VD

7, Past hooker still sleeps in son's bed!!

8, PDW's BMW not BRFC friendly-- I don't think so

9, Person you would not invite to your wedding gets the egg stuck under Marble Arch

10, Scrap Metal Lee crushed by Red Bull sniper

11, Who really is The Phantom Spud Peeler

12, Is tourist's alternative to rugby coming true?

September 10th 2007

1. GC Debenture up for sale

2. Local banker & barman discuss their twin town ankles

3. Owl moves xxx night to Wednesdays

4. Summer training pays off for pouting prop

5. 2nd team sick note cries off due to his boots in POW'S A & E dept

6. Gladiator puts hands up for vacant 2nd row spot

August 30th 2007

1. Is Liquidators 2 dog now sick of him as well

2. Simon Weston has rant over current Welsh Coach

3. Flash's commitment to the GC Questioned

4. Only six weeks till Santo come back from the good old US of A

5. 25 people turn up whilst Club Surveyor goes on Holidays

6. Local Bar mans slimfast back fires again

August 24th 2007

1, Local farmer thrown out of serious club due to bad play

2, Being Ginger is no excuse

3, Bully boy finally drops his balls and wets his pants

4. Roger gets nasty over taxi thief

5, Free Chicken rolls and potatoes supplied by dwarf at golf day

6, Local Ass drinks apple cart dry

August 17th 2007

1. Liquidator given new administration role with kids club

2. Foot & Mouth hits 100% Welsh Beef

3. Owl wishes he was a Holiday Duck

4. Local Legend takes lead role in  Simon Westons tribute band

5. Who is the real melted welly

6.  Cleaner for hire to dust house

August 10th 2007

1, Sponge Bobs deputy loses it with Cardiff barman

2, Robbie Fowler amazed by villagers antics at Vale wedding

3, Bully boy in wedding day jacket theft scandal

4, Eltwinio causes flooding at the Vale

5, Bully boy breaks thru to the gain line

6, Oh! Jesus Christ Lloyd

August 2nd 2007

1, Weekend Wedding fears, Will the bestman turn up

2, Prickley reaction to the Rose between 2 Thorns

3, Funky Gibbon to make shock return to the Cherry & Whites

4, Local Liquidator reported to the RSPCA - Did Harry really meet Sally ??

5, Sponge Bob Square Pants in Polish Photo Shocker

6, Water Technician says no to 19th pint at Orangey Wedding Bash

July 27th 2007

 

1. Thorn donates £10 to Indian Charity

2. Man misses wedding to fit kitchen

3. Painter turns up for training

4. Local Liquidator gets girl in to "Dust" the house

5. Local Legend in Slur scare

6. 100% Welsh Beef feels the effect of the strong arm of the law

July 20th 2007

1, Local Liquidator hit by Rockette Love Bug

2, A Banker proves weebles do wabbleand fall down

3, Finger Mouse Wins Starring Role in Runaway Bride 3

4, Water Board Technician Finds any Excuse not to Train

5, Is There a Hooking Baby Boom in Bryncethin

6, Local "Jazz Band" in rubber testing scandal

July 13th 2007

1; Was there ever a rose between 2 thorns

2; Did the coach ever find his razor

3; Finger Mouse spotted in local Taverner

4; How to beat an Egg by Geppeto

5; Local liquidator tenders for name above pub door

6; Swingers wanted for Thursday Nite Fun

June 29th 2007

1 The travel agent who won't allow her hubby to travel

2 Man finds out truth who was in the wardrobe

3 Shirt pulling escapade ends with egg on mans face

4 GC £300 member finally under the thumb

5 Current pot noodler pays £200 but the kracow cryer travels for free

6 Don't read, Can't read, Won't read waiting for new model to arrive

May 31st

1. Will Gar Twin Go To Magaluf

2, Rachel relents and Rhoddy goes to the Railway Canteen

3, Clive Hamilton linked with Bird Flu epademic

June 15th 2007

1 Bridgend Bucking Bronco see's shrink after 100% Welsh Beef abuse on a Sunday Night

2 New coach say's Duck the Sand Dunes

3 Local barman has severe side effects on the slim fast diet